We did the calculations, and according to our very accurate, very scientific formula, we found that having a massive bowl of Monster Pho’s beef pho is just as effective as therapy - and cheaper, too. So order one and contemplate what going through your ex’s Twitter likes really says about you over tender brisket and broth. Or order their chewy, sweet green pandan waffle topped with a big scoop of vanilla ice cream - we hear it can help analyze the subtext behind your ex’s tweet about “finally feeling free.” They’re open at both of their locations (Oakland and Emeryville) for pick-up and delivery.

Open for takeout and delivery at both of their locations (Broadway and Adeline St.). Call 510-788-4459 to order.